the daily dub » Quotes http://blog.ryandubois.net your daily dose of dubulosity Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:33:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Calculus jokes?? http://blog.ryandubois.net/2008/11/calculus-jokes/ http://blog.ryandubois.net/2008/11/calculus-jokes/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:41:04 +0000 rdub http://blog.ryandubois.net/2008/11/calculus-jokes/ Only funny if you’ve ever studied calculus. Hilarious if you have though.

“An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a …” – hot soup? anyone?.

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7:49
it’d be sweet to get an iphone or something signed by him

Me
7:49
steve’s strange… i could see him turning it down, saying it was nothing but a material possession
something very zen
then turning around and selling a new product that makes better toast like it was jesus with a bunsun burner

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No nation could preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare.

From this article – a great read.

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“Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.”

- Grey’s Law

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]]> http://blog.ryandubois.net/2007/10/quoted/feed/ 0 Quote of the Day http://blog.ryandubois.net/2007/10/quote-of-the-day-17/ http://blog.ryandubois.net/2007/10/quote-of-the-day-17/#comments Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:58:11 +0000 rdub http://blog.ryandubois.net/archives/2007/10/10/quote-of-the-day-17/ “It’s like the Bob Ross of electronics or software: ‘Let’s code up a happy little guy here… and have him talk to this happy little guy over here…’.”

- Me, explaining software engineering.

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- Louisa May Alcott

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As I’ve said elsewhere: Nothing is so obvious that it’s obvious. When someone says that something is obvious, it seems almost certain that it is anything but obvious – even to them. The use of the word “obvious” indicates the absence of a logical argument – an attempt to convince the reader by asserting the truth of something by saying it a little louder.

– from the NY Times.

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“Is it coincidence that both Big Media and American Foreign Policy are destroying themselves simultaneously?”

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