November 21st, 2004
Mad cap Skillz
Posted by
rdub in
Rants
Only I — the most resistable, incredibly uncharming one — have the power to make a girl, who only a night ago IMed me outa the blue and eventually said she wanted to rail me hardcore style, ask for a ride home after having her at my house.
This event — coupled with having a girl give me her number with no resistance only to never return a god damn call — leads me to the conclusion that I have the rare ability to make any girl who has a crush on me be utterly repulsed at the wave of a hand. How awesome is that? Finally, I can thwart all the pussy that is being tossed my way (and there is a lot, damn you).
on November 22nd, 2004 at 1:43 pm
“The wave of a hand” really does scare girls off when you walk up to them, wave your hand in front of their face, and say:
“I do not need to see your identification.
I am not the boy you are looking for.”