June 9th, 2005
Dijkstra’s Fucking Algorithm?!?!
Posted by
rdub in
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My networks final did something no one expected: it delved into the alcoholic haze of Freshman year, and digged up and dragged out an algorithm we haven’t had to know for 4 years: Dijkstra’s Algorithm.
Being blindsided by that, as well as the TCP psuedoheader (both of which I’ve had experience with, but have since forgotten the particularities involved therein), and Virtual Circuit Packet Switching, I fell I may have jeopordized my grade in this class. Fuck, I was doing so damned well, too.
Dijkstra’s Fucking Algorithm? I’ll give you a shortest path: from my boot to your ass.
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on June 10th, 2005 at 1:27 am
In case you didn’t read the above:
DIJKSTRAS FUCKING ALGORITHM
on June 11th, 2005 at 12:16 pm
dude. you just opened up repressed memories of 5yrs ago, CS classes… fuck dijkstra! I had to program that shit in Haskell, yo… ever touched _that_ evilness?
on June 26th, 2005 at 6:38 pm
Omg, tell me about it. I cried when I saw that on the exam.